cybergirllfriend:

lnvaded:

i-was-like-wtf:

liddoshane:

self0bsession:

invokes:

OMG i just found the hottest girl on tumblr

her link’s here

can he just get in my bed

jesus christ she brings joy to my eyes

oh my god her blog is perf

MY OVARIES

darrynek:

trainerzero:

peanut butter is really gross

*1692 voice* burn the witch

svvords:

growlithes:

svvords:

The only father I’m celebrating today with is my sugar daddy

you are 14

Starting young so I can live a fine and fresh life

aarontveeit:

superwholockmunity:

i just find. it so weird that our, reading voice? obeys instructions set! by little: squiggles and - dots even (if they) don’t make sense;

this post makes me extremely uncomfortable

oomshi:

i’m going to sleep & not waking up until i’m filthy rich in my mid twenties with a nice house

blissfulcatharsis:

even on tumblr i’m the quiet kid that sits in the corner and doesn’t really know anyone

confusedtree:

My dad stopped expressing disappointment in me years ago and just sort of gets tired now

tylenold:

it’s not you’re* or your*. it’s all Mine. everything is Mine

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

we’re a very non-traditional family. instead of naming our dog, we let our dog name us. my name is Woof, and i’d like you to meet my husband, Woof. these are my kids Woof and Woof

carryonsunshine:

#’where do you want to sit?’ #’next to you.’ x

meladoodle:

i honestly could not date someone who isn’t funny

amporidan:

baconsteak:

sarkyfancypants:

DON’T YOU HATE IT WHEN YOU HEAR SOMEONE CALLING YOU BUT THERE’S NO ONE REALLY CALLING YOU AND THEN YOU SIT THERE CONFUSED BECAUSE YOU SWORE YOU COULD HEAR SOMEONE CALLING YOU

Wait, maybe it’s our loved ones trying to wake us from the coma. They just can’t scream loud enough

wow why the fuck would you say that

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

*accidentally slams door* *gets lectured for 84 years*