your url makes this 10x funnier
all the things I wish i said but couldnt
you could study for exams or you could stick your head in the toilet and flush it 34 times
wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???
Wait what? Then what do they use?
they don’t have a word
what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??
the fuck is a fortnight
It’s a word for ‘two weeks’
We say “two weeks”
every time i take a picture with my family i always throw up gang signs to let everyone know who runs this family
I sit next to a popular sports boy in my math class and he was sleeping so i leaned over and doodled a flower on his paper and the first time he didn’t wake up but the second time he did & smiled at me and later in class i saw he had doodled a whole tiny meadow around the 2 flowers and he was trying to hide it but it didn’t work..i know ur secret popular sports boy, u are just as dorky & cute as everyone else
dont ask me to smile in pictures because i will look like this 100% of the time
“This assignment will be due at the end of the hour.”
if you get married on 4/20 its called a weeding